Who can find a Virtuous Woman ...

• HEAVENLY WANT AD:
  
  Needed … “Work at home Moms” ~ “One of the most important careers that one may choose to engage”
  
  Employed by God: and Please note this Job is not for the weak or faint at heart!
  Qualifications & Requirements … Includes, but not limited to:
• (going to need these ones)
  
  Ø Have ~ Good sense of humor
  Ø Must be able to ~ Multitask
  Ø Must ~ Think fast on your feet!
  Ø Be ~ patient ~ loving ~ caring ~ forgiving!
  
  Entry Level … “Starting Position” (Provides maximum Hands on Training)
  
  Must be willing to further your Education … Includes,
• but not limited to:
  Ø Doctor ~ Nurse ~ EMT ( … experience helpful)
  Ø Cook ~ Waitress (Short order as well as Gourmet)
  Ø Maid ~ Bottle washer ~ Diaper changer ~ Sanitation Engineer
  Ø Civil Service Engineer ~ Taxi driver ~ Mechanic ~ Electrician (batteries not included)
  Ø Accountant ~ Mathematician ~ Scientist ~ Librarian ~ Teacher
  Ø Social volunteer ~ Coordinator ~ Coach ~ Cheerleader ~ Actor
  Ø Dentist ~ Dietician ~ Nanny ~ Babysitter ~ Window washer
  Ø Great White Hunter (no licensing required)…To kill Monsters under the bed / closets
  Ø Secretary ~ Office manager (sending out Invitations, Cancellations, and Apologizes)
  Ø Camp counselor ~ Neighborhood watch organizer ~ Referee ~ Translator Ø Policeman ~ Fireman ~ Correctional Officer (…prior experience could be helpful)
  Ø Detective ~ Psychiatrist (…especially when other siblings involved)
  Must Be Able to Wear Smile & Use Kind Words…

(While wanting to Cry, Scream, & Hide)

Rate of Pay: Possible honorary mention in this Life (Mothers Day)
Mansion in Heaven: (No kids…Hubbies aloud)… must earn their own ~ (other side of town)… LOL

All my sisters here are very important and special in the Lords’ Eyes!
HAPPY BELATED MOTHERS DAY! :0)

Hope this puts a little chuckle in your heart and

helps to get you through another day!
If not … We’ll have to get a hold of those Heavenly Brownies!

God Bless yins…(All)

“For many are called, but few are chosen.”

The Virtuous Wife… (And Mother): Proverbs 31: 10 – 31

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